One night a guy was on his way home from the pub. It was a dark misty night.
He heard a sound behind him and turned round and there was an upright black casket bumping along the road.
He walked a little faster and the casket increased its speed as well
He got to his house, locked the door behind him and stood there panting.
Suddenly there was a mighty crash and the casket came right through the door.
the man ran upstairs and locked himself in the bathroom.
The casket bounced up the stairs and smashed through the bathroom door.
The man grabbed the nearest thing ,which happened to be a bottle of cough syrup, and threw it at the casket
AND THE COFFIN STOPPED