Well, while you guys were having fun at Châtellerault (sorry I missed it, but it was a long way to go), I snagged this little gem on eBay for $56.
I plan to perform surgery on it to get something more french looking. I'll keep you posted.
"It is one of the happiest characteristics
of this glorious country that official utterances are invariably
regarded as unanswerable."
-Sir Joseph Porter, First Lord of the Admiralty (HMS Pinafore)